I’m trying to lose weight, so naturally this is what I decided to have for lunch today. I give it a 7.5/10 on the Manly Meal scale (which I just invented, right now). It is called the J.J. Gargantuan from Jimmy John’s. It contains every type of meat that they have (other than Bacon, which is part of the reason for the average score). Clearly, not everything I post on this blog will be about comedy.